Quote of the Day

[Dave]

Arkansas resident Dick Robbins, speaking of his medical insurance company, "My feeling is, one of the villages in America is missing its idiot, and he's working for this health-care company."


In the article, "Diabetes and Medicare: One Patient's Story," at:
www.health.com/health/condition-article/0,,20189179,00.html?pkw=outbrain-ha

[Dave]

I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'

- Eleanor Roosevelt

[Dave]

Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it. - Mark Twain

[Dave]

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
- Victor Borge